# Friday, January 15, 2010

I’ve occasionally been asked how I got into wine. This is a bit of a difficult question to answer as I started so young I am not really sure what was the initial spark.

My parents were not at all interested in wine, there was not much wine consumed in the home environment. I didn’t get my love for wine from them.

I’m told that my mother got a free copy of The World Atlas of Wine from a book club when I was about five or six. Apparently, even at that tender age I would pour over this for hours, reading about all the wine regions and different producers. Why I found this so fascinating I cannot recall.

Riesling Cuvee Frederic Emile from Trimbach I do recall the next step in the genesis of my love for wine very clearly. Just before my ninth birthday my mother and step-father visited Alsace. They did not taste many wines, but brought back a bottle of Riesling Cuvee Frederic Emile 1979 from Trimbach. I’d read about this wine and producer so I asked if I could try some to see what it was like. I was given a small glassful and as I sniffed and tasted it galvanised me with its lively, exciting set of flavours. I am quite sure my appreciation of it was not terribly sophisticated at the age of eight, but I remember saying to my mother as I tasted it, “Wow, wine really can be good. This one tastes of so many things*”. I love Alsace Riesling to this day.

After this deeply compelling experience I tried to get my mother to buy more wines and let me try them. At that point she was yet to develop her appreciation for wine so joined the unspeakable Sunday Times Wine Club and ordered the filth they sell without realising these were dreadful wines. None of these had such a profound effect on me as the CFE 79.

I was extremely fortunate to be close friends with a boy at school, Daniel Cadbury (are you out there, Daniel?) whose parents loved wine, and in 1985 they had a family holiday in the Bergerac/Monbazillac area of France. They went to a few tastings and some of the wines we tried were pretty good; I was chuffed to score myself a bottle of 83 Chateau de Monbazillac.

The most amazing part of the holiday was when we took a day trip to Sauternes and Barsac to try the 83s and 84s. We visited La Tour Blanche, Climens, d’Arche and (quite incredible that, as a family group, we blagged our way in here) Chateau Gillette. The differences between the producers and vintages were clear when I tasted so many in one day. Once again, I was moved by the power of quality wine.

Sadly, then it was back to the dross from the Sunday Times Wine Club (with the occasional bottle of good stuff from the Cadburys) until I looked old enough to buy my own wine (it is handy being a tall person at times). That is when things really took off. I read more, purchased widely and tasted with great pleasure. My local wine merchants, Oddbins and Bottoms Up, still had a lot of interesting wines in those days and I would frequently buy something well-reviewed to drink with my school teachers. I didn’t view my fellow students as being enlightened enough to merit having any these precious drops of nectar; I wanted to talk about wine and other teenagers just knew nothing about it. I soon became aware that the teachers didn’t know that much either, but at least they were articulate.

Tim Adams Aberfeldy ShirazSometimes the discoveries were quite serendipitous. I went to the Australian Wine Centre (just off The Strand in those days) for the  first time when I was seventeen (with my mother’s credit card) to buy some St. Hallett Old Block Shiraz; I’d read a lot about it and thought it worth trying. I went to pay for my few bottles and the frankly enormous Australian fellow behind the counter said, “You don’t want to buy those, you want some of this.” He pulled out a bottle of Tim Adams Aberfeldy Shiraz, pulled the cork and poured me a slug. I tasted it and said, “I’ll take four bottles. Does this Tim Adams chap make anything else good?” He grinned and said, “Yeah, I think I do.” The man himself was visiting England and doing a stint in the shop. We chatted about wine as we drank most of the bottle of Aberfeldy and I was so impressed by both the charming Mr Adams and his wines I knew I would be sold on them for as long as he continued to make wine. I was right, I still drink and enjoy Tim Adams wines and recommend them to anyone who wants keenly-priced, quality Australian wine. I met Mr Adams at the London Wine Trade Fair a few years back (he is still extremely tall) and related the anecdote, he remembered!

Then I went to Oxford University and started tasting more wine than I ever thought I would. I was a member of the Oxford Wine Circle, a winning captain of the blind tasting team**, turned up to the merchants’ tastings when they tried to sell wines to the colleges and had weekly tastings with a select few people in evenings which will forever be burnt in my memory as the ‘casa Schleiss tastings’. Not all the wines I tried were the very finest, but a surprisingly large number were considering we were poor students. My chum Mr T and I once went through all of our notes for the past year and were both surprised and pleased to realise we had tasted over three thousand different wines. Good going, but a shame it included a lot of dull, cheap Clarets aimed at the conservative college buyers. This epic wine experience taught me well; I know that Burgundy is best, but good Riesling, Sherry, Champagne and others can also deliver the goods. I even liked the very flashest Clarets we tried, and some of them were incredibly flash, but soon learned they were too expensive for my tastes.

I do not try as many wines these days and largely limit myself to wine styles and producers I enjoy. I confess to being pleased I no longer have to regularly put New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc in blind tastings to try and teach people to recognise it. That being said, my knowledge of wine is still broad and I get a lot of pleasure out of blind tasting. A few years ago I was working for an unmentionably filthy wine merchant (I lasted almost two months before the inevitable ‘going totally insane and trying to kill myself’-experience which has characterised all my 9-to-5 jobs since developing paranoid schizophrenia; this was the longest I managed to hold down a regular job since 1999) who paid for their employees to take the Wine and Spirit Education Trust Advanced Certificate exam. I skimmed the course text book, finished the exam in quarter of the time allowed and passed it with a distinction.

So that, dear reader, is the story of my early years with wine. As I said, I cannot pin down the initial spark that made me want to learn about wine, but I am slightly amused that I have  been compelled by properly fine wine from the age of eight onwards.


*I’ve had CFE 79 on many occasions since becoming more deeply educated about wine and wine tasting, and I was clearly right with my first assessment, it always has tasted of a lot of things.

**I’m told I was a very demanding blind tasting instructor. When someone (who shall remain nameless) said that a rather large Australian Shiraz was Beaujolais I laughed so much I fell off my chair. I don’t suppose that was terribly supportive or encouraging.

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# Wednesday, July 08, 2009

I’m just back from France with a bag full of wine and a book full of notes. The notes will be written up and posted over the next few days, so do check back.

I may as well share some thoughts with you. 2008 in Burgundy looks like a vintage with a lot of promise Some of the wines were a little difficult to taste thanks to their stage of evolution, but I feel pretty confident that most will turn out extremely well. The wines showed good concentration, acidity and fruit, with the harmony to be properly noble.

2007 is a wonderfully charming and delicious vintage for Burgundy. Plenty of serious wines made, but most seem to be for the medium term of pleasure provision rather than things to hide in the cellar for ages.

Just down the road in Alsace 2007 seems like a totally top vintage across the board. Pretty much everything we tried seemed delicious and some have good cellaring potential.

Restaurant l’Arnsbourg is still an amazing place to eat.

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# Monday, February 23, 2009

Well, for two days leave, at least. If all is well I'll report back to the bin on Wednesday morning and get discharged. I'm feeling pretty good. Over these past few days I have been able to read books, something I haven't been able to do since November, my mind has been in such a mess. One of the things I started reading today was a book of Kafka short stories. In one of the turgid tales one of the turgid characters says, "You don't impress me, everything you say is either boring or incomprehensible", and that pretty much sums up the Kafka experience for me. I've fought my way through The Castle and The Trial and that is enough to realise I despise Kafka. He is really crap.

Tasting notes will follow when I go wine shopping next.

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# Sunday, February 15, 2009

Tonight I am drinking a couple of margaritas, the perfect recipe is here. This means no posts tonight. And none for a while, I'm afraid. Tomorrow I will see the doctor and ask to get locked up in the 'nicer' bin. Sadly, I am now feeling really suicidal and that means bin time. See you when I get out.

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# Monday, February 09, 2009

I managed to talk my way out of a trip to the bin, which is good, and I have medication to cheer me up. And if it doesn't cheer me up? Well, then, I suppose, it'll be bin time. This means wine notes will continue to appear for the time being at least. Ah, wine, it is quite good, you know? I suppose I should be thinking "Result!", but I am afraid I'm still quite unhappy.

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I'm seeing the doctor this afternoon. If he knows what I've done to myself he'll lock me up, but there is a chance I can stay out. If I get locked up I am no-longer allowed my computer in the bin so there will be no posts for a while. Strangely, they don't allow booze in the bin, either. Send thoughts of good fortune, if you'd be so kind.

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# Thursday, January 29, 2009

Picture 8

I'm out of the bin, wehay!

A tasting note will follow later tonight.

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# Saturday, January 24, 2009

Today marks the tenth anniversary of the first time I tried to slash my wrists in the bath. An odd thing to remember, you may think. But, I have survived. It has been close, very close, at times, and I am a bit pissed off that I am still in the bin, but here I still am, swilling fine wine and chortling my way around the restaurants of the world. Things need to improve, but being here is a good start.

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# Sunday, February 17, 2008

Last night I was invited to a 'moustache party', this is what I wore to it:

The hideous visage of David Strange (plus moustache)

Isn't it horrible? I looked like a member of the British National Party. Four weeks that had been congealing on my upper-lip, but last night immediately on returning from the party it was shaved off.

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# Tuesday, February 05, 2008
I am sorry to say there will be no tasting notes for the next period of time; I have been locked up in the loony bin. It is not a nice place, I have to say, but at least I am safe. It would be greatly improved if they had a decent Burgundy list...
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# Wednesday, January 09, 2008

I'm on the train on my way home from central London using my new toy to post this, it is an Eee PC. The Eee PC has a perfectly usable keyboard even though it is miniscule, and connects to my N95 3G phone for surfing on the go with only a minimum of arcane instructions to be followed. I've installed Scribefire as a blogging client, which is a Firefox extension so even works on the diminutive specifications of the Eee PC.

The Eee PC is just great, and I heartily recommend them to anyone who needs a secondary computer that is very portable. I would suggest that if you get one you invest in one of the high capacity batteries that some places are just about to start selling as the battery life of the standard unit is a bit woeful. Still, it works just fine for a couple of hours blogging or surfing on the go. My tasting notes will be that bit fresher from now on as I can post from anywhere. New toys, fun or what?

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# Wednesday, July 18, 2007

My week's holiday in Burgundy has been cut short as I am so suicidal I need to be in the psychiatric ward as soon as possible. I am typing this on the train back into London, when I arrive it'll be straight to the loony bin. Those tasting notes I did write on my brief period there will have to wait until I am sane enough to be let out. I did have some very fine wines but even their power did not cheer me up enough to stay in Burgundy tasting.

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# Tuesday, June 26, 2007

I am not sleeping terribly well; I've been up before three and unable to get back to sleep the past few nights. To fill the time I've been wondering about the best bottle of wine I have ever tasted. It wasn't very difficult, it was the Musigny Grand Cru 2005 from Mugnier that I tried last year. The only problem is, my note totally fails to capture the utter brilliance of that wine. I was very positive, certainly, but the wine existed on a higher plain of loveliness than I articulated; perhaps than I am capable of articulating. Its wondrous aromas, purity, finesse, style and total mind-bending brilliance really defy description. And I don't own any: bums, bums, bums.

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# Tuesday, June 19, 2007

I just want to apologise that once again there has been a lack of entries. What with my stomach and the lack of sleep I've been getting I am afraid to say I've been in the local psychiatric ward since Friday. The swine don't even have a wine list!

I am hoping to negociate for the return of my belt and shoelaces today, which will be the first step in preparing for my release, so hopefully it will not be too long before I am raving about fine wine again. I've got an interesting bottle of Volnay planned for my release.

In case you are wondering, I am writing this blog entry thanks to my Nokia N800 internet tablet. It has beeen very useful in keeping me in contact with the outside world whilst being locked up.

Normal service will resume as soon as possible; until then keep drinking! Ideallly Burgundy.

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# Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Firstly, I must apologise for a lack of entries in recent weeks. My stomach has been utterly knackered and I've been unable to even drink that foul water stuff without blowing bits immediately. This has made the enjoyment of fine wine rather difficult.

For some reason, people seem to get the idea that I lead an excessive lifestyle. I don't know where they get the idea from. It is not as if I have piles of cash to blow on lavish treats all of the time. Look how empty food.elitistreview.com is. I undoubtedly like good things, but I'm not really excessive.

Earlier, I found this picture from last year's trip to Burgundy:

Now before people like Peter and Edward start chortling with self-righteous fervour about how dissolute I am, a lot of that stuff was to bring back to London from the cellar in Burgundy. Some was for drinking in Burgundy, but there are always a lot of people in Burgundy. You can click on the picture if you want a closer look at the bottles. That Brulees 96 was just delicious.

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# Friday, February 23, 2007

My mother purchased some Pommard Premier Cru after thinking it was pretty good at a tasting. She gave me a bottle of it and I did not think it was that good. As a consequence I have been saving one of my treasured bottles of Clos des Epeneaux 2001 out of my long-term cellars for her to try when I next encountered her, leaving me with but two bottles and two magnums to age. She is coming to Town tomorrow so I can finally pop it. I realise it is much too young, but it is such a magic wine hopefully it will convince her to buy better stuff in the future. By which I mean, follow Elitist Review buying recommendations, of course!

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# Friday, December 08, 2006

Many apologies for the lack of entries over the past couple of weeks. Something went wrong with my stomach operation and I was feeling violently ill. It seems to have cleared up over the past couple of days so normal service should be resumed at the weekend. What to drink, what to drink?

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# Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Two magnums of Port! Hooray!

Two magnums of great Port

Good Port, too. 2003 was a great vintage for Port and who could possibly sniff at Taylor's and Fonseca? Now all I have to do is hope I last long enough for them to  be ready. I'll need some help to finish magnums of Port so I hope all of my friends don't start hating me.

Drivel | Port
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# Thursday, August 03, 2006

It suddenly occurs to me that I've been keeping this blog for a year. I've had some great wines during this time and pleasingly few nasty ones. Long may this trend continue!

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# Tuesday, July 04, 2006

There will not be many, or probably any more, entries this week as I am completely out of wine. If I can manage to freeload a bottle from the neighbours I will, of course, write it up, but it is looking like quite a barren week for me as far as wine consumption goes.

I do have some wine in the flat, but that is for ageing and I am taking it to my cellar in Burgundy when we head off on Saturday. The trip promises to be a real laugh. There will be tastings and general drinking, all of which I shall write up either whilst I am there or on my return.

I've been practising my French for the trip; it is still hopeless, alas. All I hope is that we try a wine that I can describe as 'bien loché' (meaning 'nice poonts') and one where I can use the phrase 'il y a du monde au balcon' (meaning 'well stacked' if one makes the appropriate gesture). Yes, my French speaking ability just about stretches to phrases about tits, but not much further I am afraid.

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# Friday, June 23, 2006

I'm currently drinking a bottle of Bandol La Tourtine 2001 from Domaine Tempier, even though it is 15% I really like it. Tempier has long been my favourite producer of Bandol. La Tourtine was always my favourite of the two Tempier vineyards. Oddly I feel vaguely guilty that I now prefer La Miguoa; it is my more aromatic, elegant and refined. I feel even more guilty to admit that I now think Chateau Pibarnon is better than Tempier. I've had a lot of quite old vintages of Pibarnon in recent years and they have been completely lovely. Pibarnon is the cat's breakfast as far as Bandol goes.

On a related note, I have to say once again that I consider Bandol not only better value than Chateauneuf du Papes but they are usually better wines. There is a lot of good Bandol out there and most are reasonably priced.

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# Wednesday, June 21, 2006

I was only planning to go to three or four tastings when in Burgundy in July. I have contacted Domaine Arlaud, Domaine Roulot and Domaine Roumier to make bookings already. Then I got a call from the friendly winemaker who will be acting as one of our hosts saying that she wanted to join us on our tastings and suggested a few places she'd like to visit. Going to a tasting with a charming, beautiful winemaker (especially one who speaks French) will be great. More larks for me!

She has suggested we go to Vincent Dancer (a relatively new producer with a reputation for making refined wines), Anne Gros (a brilliant producer of Richebourg who also looks incredibly foxy in the picture on her website), Rousseau (hooray!) and Comte Armand. I've wanted to visit Comte Armand for a while; their winemaker, Benjamin Leroux, seems to have a gift of landing on his feet in every vintage. When in 2001 most of Pommard was hit with hail Leroux managed to produce a great Clos des Epeneaux that I am proud to own two magnums of as well as some bottles. I know of at least one winemaker in the Côte de Nuits who is a bit sniffy about Pommard, he claims they are not as lovely as Burgundy should be. I have to disagree when I have had such good wines from people like Armand and de Courcel. Even in bonkers 2003 the de Courcel wines were quite brilliant.

Since I'll be staying in the Domaine Dujac guest accommodation for most of the time I look forward to a tasting there. I consider them to be the best producer in Morey St Denis. Long time readers may have thought my favourite Morey producer was Domaine des Lambrays and it is true that I have a soft spot for their wines, but Dujac is really the way forward. Anyone who has tried their Clos de la Roche 1991, Clos St Denis 1995 or Bonnes-Mares 2001 must agree they are a top producer. I still might try and score a bottle or two of Clos des Lambrays 2004, though, they are good wines.

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# Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Firstly, an apology. I haven't opened much wine recently as I have been unwell. I am also nearly out of white wine in the flat and it has been a bit too hot recently for red wine.

Secondly, some good news. In a month's time there should be some entertaining entries as I am off to Burgundy for ten days. I will not be booking many tastings as I really fancy taking it easy by the pool, but since I will be staying with friends there should be plenty of gratuitously fine wines consumed. I am planning on popping my last bottle of Clos St. Hune 1990. Yummy yummy (or 'sloo' as we'd say at my primary school).

I do have a bottle of white wine planned for tonight.

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# Thursday, June 01, 2006

I was just looking at my wine database, specifically the distribution of regions and the varietals of all my wines. This is the regions distribution:

My, I own a lot of Burgundy

Here are the varietals:

That is a lot of Pinot

As you can see, I like red Burgundy. The only other Pinot Noir I own is a single bottle of Blanc de Noirs Champagne and a bottle of red Sancerre. It is a bit of a shame I don't have one-third of my collection being Pinot Noir, but I am happy that over a third of it is Burgundy. I am also pleased with the amount of Riesling I have; some good bottles of German and Alsace wine in that 21.2%. I've got quite a lot of Mourvèdre for such a rarely-seen variety. Good, I like Mourvèdre. The amount of Rhône wine has dropped quite a lot over the past few months, thanks to me selling off some sub-interest wines.

I enjoy having these little peeks into my collection. Shame most of the wines are so far away.

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# Saturday, April 01, 2006

Every year since 1953 Oxford and Cambridge universities have competed in a blind wine tasting competition. I was in the Oxford University team about a decade ago. We never lost. In this year's competition I am very pleased to report that Oxford has won again. I say 'again' because Cambridge have only won nineteen times to Oxford's thirty-four triumphs. I know one of the people on the Oxford team. He is still studying at Oxford thirteen years after I went to Oxford; he'd been there for about fifteen years before I arrived.

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# Saturday, March 04, 2006

Someone has found this site with the search terms 'lewd yet interesting'. Oddly, I am vaguely flattered by being Google's tenth best source of information on being lewd yet interesting. Suits me down to the ground.

Yes, this post could well be seen as an attempt to push up my lewd yet interesting-rankings on those great and good search engines that seem to be constantly indexing my site.

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